Hoy Moses 

1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.

2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.

That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!

Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!

Hoy Moses by The Wise Woman June 13, 2009

faux-mosexual 

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

faux-mosexual by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

DJ Moses 

To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.

"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."

DJ Moses by DCMikeRotch1 October 24, 2012

The Moser Effect

When you meet an attractive girl and say I know we've never met but I feel a sort of connection or say something more ridiculously awkward, making the girl feel uncomfortable, thinking you a loser, and never talking to you again.

Hey Tate used The Moser Effect on Makenna and know she doesn't even talk to Tate anymore.

The Moser Effect by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016

cristina maseda

Is the most pretty girl in the world, she is so athlete and also she is very good in volleyball. All the people want to be like her because is so beautiful and kind with others, she always like to help others that need it. She is the best girl in the world. Also she like that her friends tell her "Cristy" she don't like that they tell her "Cris"

BRO...I will like to be such as Cristina Maseda

cristina maseda by Alejandro Lopez Garcia January 8, 2018

Jonny Moseley 

The most bad skiier around, he likes to full knuckle snow, steal from the russians and sign women's breasts. Most famous from the 1998 Nagano olympics where he won a gold medal.

Eric: Holy shit that's Jonny Moseley!
Justin: Who the fuck is that?
Eric: He's the best skiier ever man get your facts straight!

Jonny Moseley by Joesretrogames May 4, 2018

Prince Moledi 

The feeling of being the greatest to ever do it.

I felt like Prince Moledi while playing soccer today.

Prince Moledi by Prince Moledi November 6, 2018