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Jew numbers 

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.
Jew numbers by gaysarentpeople February 27, 2009
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jew five 

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.
"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."
jew five by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

Jew Shout 

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.
I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.
Jew Shout by Corks September 25, 2010

Jew Shark 

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.
The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.
Jew Shark by NNNCO December 8, 2010

Jew Bone 

The part of your body that is insanely delighted by bargains.
These sheets were 50 percent off plus I used a coupon and opened a JC Penney credit card so they were only $10.00. My Jew bone is tickled.
Jew Bone by Mahtzo Balz November 22, 2011

Jew hands 

When someone rubs there hands together; similarly to how you would rub your hands when your cold. You are simulating "Jew Hands" or the physical manifestation of the raw desire of money in the Jews heart. Made famous by Mr. Burns on the television show THE SIMPSONS.
DOC: I found a dollar on the ground did anyone drop it?

Jabora: Yeah Its mine...

Duff: Man thats a lie.... look he's doing "Jew Hands" as we speak.

DOC: Your right.... (To Jabora) FAG!!!
Jew hands by J.Day September 25, 2007