raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

raccoon titty by geezerdk January 8, 2012

Raccoon 

Someone who is loud and annoying at first. Also known as Tommyinnit.

Tubbo: “Tommy you’re a raccoon! ”

Raccoon by Dabee❤️ February 18, 2022

reverse raccoon 

When you put your trash in a neighbor's trash can instead of your own.

Because Racoons normally take garbage OUT of trash cans, so the act of putting trash IN a can is the reverse.

Gal: "No room, our trash can is full."

Dude: "No worries, I'll just reverse raccoon it."

reverse raccoon by pchops October 24, 2011

Raccoon Mayonnaise 

A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.

Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!

DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!

If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.

Raccoon Mayonnaise by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010

raccoon 

the animal that ate my sweet pet ducks Lucy and Dezzie.

One time a big raccoon came and said "Yum, free duck!" and my poor chicken Big Mama had to watch it murder my poor duckies. My mom cried. And now i have no ducks and a traumitized chicken.

raccoon by Leticia July 17, 2005

Raccoon 

Someone who is always found in or near the trashcan.

Person 1: Hey I saw that raccoon diggn' around in the Trashcan Last night.
Person 2: Fuckin' gross, that bitch is hella fucking nasty.

Raccoon by Mutantbabylover November 23, 2009

butt raccoon 

term commonly used in Counter Strike or Day of Defeat referring to an annoying teammate who repeatedly blocks you from the sides or behind while you are trying to fire shots at your opponent; usually resulting in your high death count.

person #1: dude, you got totally pwned!!
person #2: if it wasn't for these damn butt raccoons constantly up my ass....

butt raccoon by Junglistic January 3, 2008