Zooked 

When something or someone is considered as absurd; weird or abnormal.

When Terry twerked in front of the whole family during thanksgiving, he was being so zooked.

Zooked by Gabby's Brother May 4, 2020

zooted and booted 

play on 'suited and booted' meaning dressed up and ready for it. hence 'zooted and booted' means stoned and ready for it.

- 'are you ready?'

- 'aye 100% zooted and booted.'

zooted and booted by annakousagi October 14, 2014

zooted 

to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

zooted by Kavoen November 5, 2006

Kid Zooted 

A boy who lives in Germany who makes slapping jerkin music.

Aye,u heard that new Kid Zooted song?

Kid Zooted by DougieFressh September 22, 2010

Zooperb 

Adjective - in a state of complete disorder such that it appears that the situation is being directed by angry baboons.

The thing that's making my schedule so zooperb these days is that the guys who are complaining about the timeliness of my work product are the same guys who are refusing to let me start work until they sign off on the proposals and recommendations that have been rotting on their desks for the past two months.

Zooperb by Frustrated_Monolingual August 26, 2009

zooded 

means u are really high

man i smoked a blunt and im super zooded

zooded by brianstopoulos November 20, 2007

Zooked 

crazy

Donald trump is zooked

Zooked by Jahmali May 29, 2019