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Two Weeks Out 

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.
Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.
Related Words

Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.
Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

weenie tickle 

That strange tickling or "fizzy" feeling males experience in their penis while riding roller coasters or going over undulations in bumpy roads. Occurs during brief periods of weightlessness.
Whoa! That railroad crossing just gave me some major weenie tickle!
weenie tickle by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017

weight weenie 

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.
Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !
A wannabe troll who is either unfunny, unoriginal, or both. Usually trying to mock an established lolcow (originally Chris Chan, but since expanded to cows in general) and failing miserably, often making themselves a target for trolls in the process.

A corruption of "win", as in "epic win".
Don't call up Chris Chan just to scream "Julaaaaay!!" at him; that's textbook ween behaviour.
Ween by IronicTrollFace April 18, 2018

Super Duper Weenie Effect 

When someone is the only person in a group to have done a certain thing, so they over hype it to make it seem like the best thing in the world.
Jack went to a hotdog stand and has been talking about it for 5 days since, talk about a Super Duper Weenie Effect.

Steve said that girl he got with was way hotter than she really was, holy SDWE.