Tanked 

1: to be intoxicated

2: to do very bad in
3: to launch, throw, hit, something very, very, very far.

Bob was tanked last night at the bar.

Bob tanked his math test yesterday.

Bob tanked the golf ball over 6 houses, before it hit a telephone pole.

Tanked by crizpymangos4ever March 17, 2015

tanked up 

Getting drunk as hell

Did you see Duffy last night at the party, man he was tanked up

tanked up by J.D May 27, 2005

Ripped Tanked 

The state of being really drunk and really high at the same time.

Last night I was so ripped tanked I puked my brains out!

Ripped Tanked by Pigballz187 June 18, 2009

Tanked 

To tank something is to do badly or at it, or fail. One usually does this on tests that one is unprepared for. Tanking is the verb of tank.

Me: Man, I just tanked the math portion of my PSATs.

Tanked by Riannea January 4, 2009

tonker toy 

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

tonker toy by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Toned 

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

Toned by Funployee June 21, 2007

Toaked

Extremely intoxicated

"I am going to get so toaked." I am going to get so wasted

Toaked by Andre'l_ghati November 1, 2013