snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

snort my shit by coolDefBoi September 3, 2019

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snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

snort-bortion by Macadoo July 19, 2018

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Snort and Abort

Male or female takes a line of coke. Just one line and leaves never to return again.. till well maybe tomorrow. It's a classic "hit it and quit" it move. A smart party -goer takes only a little bit of cocaine then stops.

Sav goes and pays his crazy drugdealer for his gram of coke. Then he takes one line and "Snort and Aborts"
I much rather listen to some loud-ass drum n Bass right now or watch the Tele so Im going to snort and abort this cocaine.

Snort and Abort by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

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snort and blow

When you lay out a line of cocaine on a man's balls, lay over him in the 69 position and snort it while you blow him. You can also lay a line on a standing man's erection and snort while you blow.

Man, Jimmy got some really good coke so I gave him a snort and blow.

I didn't feel like blowing him but he convinced me with a snort and blow.

snort and blow by Batgirl22 February 15, 2014