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Smell yer maw 

Often used as a comeback to yer wanker of a pal.

Can be used to take the cunt oot yer pals maw cause she’s an awl bitch who needs kicked aboot.
Dave: Hawl Jimmy, you’re such a queer wee mongo!
Jimmy: Smell yer maw ya fuckin gypsy

smell like milk 

If someone says "you smell like milk," it means someone thinks you've "just been suckling from mother's tit", which is meant to imply that you're naïve, young, unqualified, or innocent.
"You smell like milk, make room for the big girls, sweetheart."
smell like milk by AppleSauce0233 January 1, 2014

smell u later 

dan said,smell u later,laura!
smell u later by fateunreal May 7, 2009

smell yo dick

The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.
"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."
smell yo dick by Katelyn H December 29, 2007

Smell-Check 

A check done by men during foreplay to see if a chick is clean enough to eat out. The guy fingers the chick's pussy and then he gets his fingers back into range of his nose to sniff without the chick noticing. It is easily done behind her back while kissing the side of her neck
Porn stars do not do the Smell-Check; 'Regualr' guys do.
Smell-Check by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

smell goods 

(N) : Cologne, what guys wear to in fact, "smell good".
I need to put on some smell goods to impress the ladies.
smell goods by spmack July 2, 2005