The last resort

To steal someones most prized possession after gettting your ass kicked to the point of crying by that person.

Brah just kicked my ass but for the last resort I ganked his shit hahaha.

by Kimbo Splice October 29, 2010

last resort

1) the worst case option
2) the course of action when all else fails
3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.

by John Bell November 25, 2005

Last Resort

While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.

The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.

I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!

by No Way, Jose July 8, 2006

Last Resort

When you really want to get high and You don't have a piece and no one in your group knows how to roll well and all you have is a Black and Mild. You cut the wooden filter off and proceed to loosen and empty the cigar without ripping it open. Then you hollow out the tip and place the hollow cigar into the tip. Finally you pack the weed into the cigar and twist off the end. Then all you gotta do is light and enjoy.

Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.

My buddies and I couldn't stop coughing after that last resort.

by The botanist 420 December 21, 2011

Last Resort Friend

The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.

Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.

Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.

Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!

by mrperson123 April 11, 2017

last resort friend

A friend or acquaintance you call to hang out with when you desperately want to go out but none of your other friends are available. Sadly we all know one or have been one.

None of my friends are available to go out but I really want to do something... I'll call Clint he's my last resort friend.

by coleyw November 25, 2015

Last Resort For Texting

A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.

Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*

by IHitTheCornersOfRoundTables. July 16, 2010