gormless slapper 

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

gormless slapper by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

dutch bag slapper 

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

dutch bag slapper by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Israeli Nasal Slapper 

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

Israeli Nasal Slapper by amaral11 December 31, 2010

slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

slappingly by Freddi3 August 1, 2010

slappermcdoodle 

When something tastes so good, it's phenomenal. Usually accompanied by an expression of amazement.

Hannah: How do you like your cauliflower wings?
Eli: These are slappermcdoodle!!

slappermcdoodle by snowmanolaf23 April 14, 2020

Turd Slapped 

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

Turd Slapped by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

Snickers slapper 

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun

wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.

Snickers slapper by JayFonz August 25, 2009