Skeeter 

Short of mosquito, typically used by Southerners

"Ma, there's a skeeter on your back!"

Skeeter by NinjaDefused May 25, 2015

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you

even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on

get skeeted on by burgerkingfolife May 12, 2006

Skeeter Leg 

The kind of joint somebody rolls when they are too cheap and stingy to roll a "fatty". So thin, the rolling paper makes up the bulk of said joint and resembles a mosquitos (skeeter) leg when finished.

Terry could roll twenty Skeeter Legs from the same bag of pot anybody else could get 5 from.

Skeeter Leg by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

Cousin Skeeter by tsb May 13, 2005

skeered

aka. Scared.

To be afraid or terrified of something or someone.

"you actin' all skeered"

skeered by whyt boy May 13, 2005

skeetrod 

A name for a man's penis, derived from a mispronounciation of a name Skater4life.

Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.

skeetrod by shiftyclaybob November 15, 2009

Skewered

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

"Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered."

Skewered by TSistgebestinthebusiness February 3, 2014