Sidewinder 

while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.

holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!

Sidewinder by kneecoal April 26, 2009

San Diego Sidewinder Camo pattern 

A combination of colors with a snake like appearance that blends with the surroundings in San Diego.tan brown kaki camo

Combination of browns and tan colors with the effect of snake skin added to create San Diego Sidewinder camo pattern

San Diego Sidewinder Camo pattern by dallyup May 8, 2010

Sidewinder 

when a guy has a boner but it sticks off to the side.

I was at the beach and i saw this guy with speedo and he had a crazy sidewinder.

Sidewinder by TickleMeElmo14 February 10, 2014

sidewinders 

I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?

What are sidewinders

sidewinders by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011

sidewinders 

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

sidewinders by Tom September 23, 2005

sidewinder 

a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again

sidewinder by Skell February 12, 2008

Sidewinder 

A penis that slants towards one side or another. Probably from excessive masturbation.

Yo Rafi, how big is your schlong?
It’s 6 inches normally, but since I developed a sidewinder, it’s 4.5.

Damn, that sucks, Olga must not like it.

Sidewinder by Timothy Vanscoy February 15, 2018