Sidewinding

The action of avoiding a promise that has been made beforehand by shifting the conversation topic to something else. To squirm out of a deal.

Mary promised Ben ten bucks on Friday for his broken water bottle but when Ben approached her about it she tried sidewinding her way out of paying him back

by Angry_Burmese July 3, 2014

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Sidelining

The act of presenting oneself uninvitedly onto the sidelines of a crowded sports arena, while confidently and courageously avoiding any confrontation from security and/or unruly spectators. To achieve perfection in sidelining, once must present a photograph of said act as evidence that there are no signs of pursuit from the authorities.

Michael was banned from the Georgia Dome for three years after sidelining during the football game.

by Stinky September 2, 2014

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