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A Sameera is a girl who means well. She is loyal and loving and a great friend. She has a loud and contagious laugh and loves to make others' day. She has been broken too many times and has a hard time trusting others but she smiles to make others do so as well. She is the best person to go to, to vent. She has a great listening ear and she will love to help you out. Everyone should have a Sameera as a friend!
I just wanna talk to Sameera, she knows how to make me feel better
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scammerrevolts 

A homeboy looking out for all the vulnerable elders who fall to benchode scammers by deleting their victim's info and locking them out of their PCs.
Damn, you calling out that benchode like scammerrevolts

slammerated 

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.
Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.
slammerated by WPMIV December 13, 2010
Sameera is a name which means the Princess. She’s known to give you pleasant company and sleeps almost all around the clock.
She eats everyone’s food except her own. Physically,she’s known to have the perfect body(mostly without working out). Darkest of brown eyes with long beautiful hair.
She’ll never be in class but will top her grades in no time.
Wait,is that Sameera? How is she so popular!
Sameera by youmightneverknow June 5, 2018

Sameerism 

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.
"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"
Sameerism by JonnyJay September 25, 2006

Scammer grammar 

Diction repetitively used by obvious overseas scam artists via email, web dating and other forms of social internet pages, often exemplifying english as a second language. Used mostly to try and phish intended victims information and/or sucker victim into "donating/giving" money.
Example of Scammer grammar, often found in emails or dating site messages:

Hello am kelvin..Am new on here and seeking for a very nice and interesting lady to be with and get to know what she seeks on here..Am An Interesting Loving and honest man to be with .Well i will like to know more about and see where it leads us to

trunk slammer 

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.
My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.
trunk slammer by two bits July 22, 2009