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ripped jeans

Societies proof that dressing like a hobo has finally ascending to becoming a status symbol.

Popularized in the 1980s, the fashion trend revolves around wearing jeans which are ripped, frayed, bleached or excessively worn. In spite of common sense indicating otherwise, it has continued to remain popular with large segments of teenagers and young adults.

Often bought for outrageous prices in excess of $100 at popular mall clothing stores such as Abercrombie & Fitch.
Why people would pay more for ripped jeans than regular, intact denim jeans is beyond me.
ripped jeans by PocketPick April 11, 2009

ripped to the tits 

Adverbial clause used to describe a state of extreme intoxication on the part of a female. The state of intoxication must be marked by extreme embarassment caused by abnormal behavior, a stumbling fall or something of that nature. This term was recently exhumed by Grace Slick, when she was interviewed about her indiscretion in Germany.
I'm not sure what happened. I just know I was ripped to the tits and don't remember anything.
ripped to the tits by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006

Ripped Chink 

Person 1: Yo u seen fo-chi?
Person 2: I saw him at the gym he is one ripped chink
Ripped Chink by Sticker Dick December 18, 2016

Sticked and Ripped

Marine jargon for having third molars (wisdom teeth) removed. 'Sticked' with an anesthetic syringe, and teeth 'Ripped' out. Procedure is performed by an oral surgeon. Most Marines are required to have their wisom teeth removed in order to be in world wide deployable, ready to kill something condition. The term was coined in Marine Corps Air Station Iwakuni, Japan. Most Devil Dogs, however, get sticked and ripped during boot camp.
Private Schmuckatelly is at dental getting sticked and ripped, he will be sick in quarters for a few days recovering.

Hey doc, am I going to get some kind of pain medication after you stick and rip me?
Brad Pitt in Fight Club
ripped by Anonymous September 22, 2003

ripped sofa 

A womans vagina when her legs are spread
I hope you have washed your ripped sofa darling, I wish to drink from the furry cup this evening
ripped sofa by I.Lowndes January 14, 2007