Fuck Puppet

fuck puppet (also fuckpuppet*,* fuck-puppet*) (n.)* In consensual BDSM, a submissive who takes pleasure and pride in being used: an object for use, a toy kept at hand, an instrument for another's pleasure, a body with no will of its own, available without romantic obligation. Dehumanization is a function of chosen surrender; the puppet wants to be moved, the toy wants to be played with, the suspension of decision is itself a relief. A chosen role, and often a name worn with pride.

"He's my fuck puppet. He keeps the title on his profile."

Fuck Puppet by Marginalia May 16, 2026

Fuck You Puppet Theater 

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

Fuck You Puppet Theater by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

puppet fucked 

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.

Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.

puppet fucked by j$.devops August 18, 2016

Puppet Fucker 

A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.

I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.

Puppet Fucker by quijibo July 25, 2006

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt 

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

puppet fucking 

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

puppet fucking by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

Puppet Fucker 

A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets

That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.

Puppet Fucker by Essentric Eric November 29, 2010