When someone is two
lazy to come up with a creative proposal for their future wife, they
pull what's known in the eastern U.S as "Pulling a Pinny" - That is, walking into the room wherever the girl is (preferably her bedroom while she's half asleep. This way she won't be expecting it, SURPRISE!) getting down on one knee and wiping it out.
You're lame
ass proposal that is. Just ask her to marry you, don't bother being creative at all.
You know she's going to say
yes, you've got this "in the
bag." So on the most special day of her life, just be a lazy asshole and Pull a Pinny.
You've been
dating a girl for 6 months. You know she's madly in love with you. Whenever you propose you know she'll say
yes. Now the honorable thing to do would be to create this wonderful proposal and surprise her. Make her feel special, it's the most wonderful day of her life. What do you do though? You start Pulling a Pinny. You
walk into her room while she's half asleep (clothing situation: unknown), you get down on one knee, and you
kill her hopes and dreams of marrying a half decent human being. SMH