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PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time.

note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.
(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."
PFFFT!! by The Vanilla Godzilla January 25, 2017
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Wagwan piffting 

A greeting mostly used by the famous youtuber Memeulous.
Ayo wagwan piffting whats your bbm pin add me on Bin Weevils: Sportyskater201
Wagwan piffting by caitlintxo September 26, 2018
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wagwan piffting 

ayy yo wagwan piffting let me get your bbm pin
wagwan piffting by lukasbrown March 9, 2017

pfft pfft pfft 

The sound of the imaginary squirt gun a girl makes when a guy makes unwelcoming advances towards her. The sound is 1) shooting him down 2) giving his thirsty ass some water.
MJ and Jinx were just sitting talking when the guys started cat calling them loudly so the girls made the pfft pfft pfft sound and began laughing.

Wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin 

wagwan piffting means yo wassup girl and you say that before you ask for their bbm pin, which is their number on blackberry messenger.
*sees a hot milf on the street*
Ayeee wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin?

piffting 

A person who is attractive.

piff = high quality
ting = slang for thing
"bruv, did you see that chick, she was a piffting"
piffting by Artavious November 29, 2011

Wagwan piffting 

A saying introduced by the best YouTuber; memeulous.
Add me on snap- km4849 . Wagwan piffting means whats up girl.