penisitis 

Any festy looking peenie, unwashed or smelly peenie, peenie with cheese, male STD, secretions from the peenie, pimples on or near the peenie, or even just a really embarrassingly small peenie can be said as having penisitis.
*Please note, if a wang gets penisitis, it is then classed as being a peenie, not a wang* (Please refer to PEENIE)

"Oh my God!! Have you seen Andrew's cock? He has a nasty case of penisitis!!"
"Dude, you might wanna go see a doctor about that, it looks like you got penisitis"

penisitis by Vag hater May 8, 2008

pencilenis 

Disease of tha pencil dick

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus

pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015

Penilitus

A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!

So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy

I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexual way !

Penilitus by Penilitus February 10, 2020

pencilpiss 

When your mate pisses on a pencil and it turns into a cone shape.

Hey nice pencilpiss dickhead.

pencilpiss by pencilpiss June 5, 2021

pencilation 

Popping a boner at a desk.

Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.

pencilation by SimonX October 12, 2023

grande penalitis 

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

grande penalitis by stang man33 September 9, 2010