sharted on 

When you absolutely fucking destroy someone lmao. Like shitting on someone.

I just murdered you and your family, get sharted on kid.

sharted on by I hate me so much March 29, 2021

Shorty on the side 

Shorty on the side is a female who is not your main chick. Men see these chics on the side and refer to them as their "fuck buddies" and "honeydip" Shorty on the side is your ride or die chic, she down for whatever.

"Thats wifey, but there goes mah shorty on the side."

Shorty on the side by Tat ii * Mamii April 12, 2007

Shortys on bang

is a hot as girl or braud that u wanna get busy with ..

a very attractive female
any women thats not fat

Shortysonbang.com is shortys on bang

everytime u see a shortys on bang ., jus announce to whoever your with , (within reason . lol)

your pointing out shortys on bang to your buddys at the club

Damn theres a tight ass shortys on bang

Shortys on bang at the mall

Shortys on bang at BP

Shortys at bang at the beach

Shortys on bang all over ,

Shortys on bang by william holdin September 6, 2011

Pull your shorts on 

phrase, started as an attempt to say "put your drinking hat on" and "pull yourself together" at the same time and came out as "pull your shorts on". Means - get yourself together, lets go, its party time, stop being crabby, get out of bed,....or anything else needing a pep talk.

"Alright gnar star, pull your shorts on!"

Pull your shorts on by Julia in down town Denver October 27, 2007

shart on a tart 

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

shart on a tart by Joshua September 28, 2004

shart on a tart 

When you go to fart on a hookers face and accidently take a shit instead.

I picked up a hooker last night and only wanted to fart in her face but I shart on a tart instead.

shart on a tart by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.

John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.

shorty on smash by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012