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Obliviation 

An indescribable horror; Oblivion and annihilated combined to create one black hole of madness.

Obliviated: rejected; crushed
When he refused to date me, he obliviated my soul.

There are no words for the obliviation I endured when I saw a ghost.
Obliviation by thrashunreal June 30, 2009

Oblivicate 

Oblivicate , -or

Combining the terms Oblivion, Pontificate and Defecate.

Verb-

Speaking about inappropriate things while on your phone or to others. Doing this in public areas or around your cubicle workers. Speaking on an uncomfortable subject even though it obviously makes the other person uncomfortable.

Noun- (Oblivicator)

A person sounding off on various subjects at nauseum while totally ignorant that there are others around. Someone so arrogant to the idea of hearing themselves speak that they do not care who else hears their stupid banter. A person’s lack of awareness or indifference to their surroundings. Lack of common courtesy.
Verb:

Elly: My tampon didn’t fit well today so I sent my husband out for some new ones. I hate it when they don’t fit, it makes me so mad. I wish there were other ways to stop the bleeding.

Co-worker: uuuuhhhhh, ok……

Elly: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a girl; it would be so much easier. Then I wouldn’t have the babies and have to get an episiotomy. Episiotomies are sooooo gross. They cut you on the taint and blood squirts everywhere. Then the babies head is so big……

Co-worker: oh god…I have never witnessed someone oblivicate like you.

Noun:

Gene- Oh my God! My co-workers over on the other side of the building haven’t stopped talking since they got in three hours ago.

Jill- I know, the boss loves them so much he joins in their inane conversations too. I am afraid he is becoming an oblivicator like them.
Oblivicate by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009

Obliviati 

plural noun: (singular: obliviatomiton) Refers to groups of people who walk in public in their own little bubble completely unaware of their surroundings including other people, traffic, the weather, natural disasters, and bears.
I'm late because I couldn't take a left on freakin' Union Ave because of all the obliviati milling about.

Watch where you're walking you dumb-ass obliviatomiton!
Obliviati by seattlewondergirl March 7, 2011

Obliviating 

1. the act of sending something to Oblivion, usually by fire.
2. drinking oneself to Oblivion.
1. He was obliviating the clutter as he lit the bonfire.
2. He was obliviating with his favorite scotch.
Obliviating by Time Killer October 4, 2010

Obliminated 

To get obliterated so badly you are automatically eliminated from any competition you join in the next 7-10 business days
Damn, Brennon left the sunroof open on his car and it’s raining. Get obliminated.
Obliminated by brenny_wenny24 August 23, 2018

Legally Obligated 

A phrase jokingly said when something is done so often, it has to be a law.
If someone says "Red Robin," you are legally obligated to say "Yum" immediately afterward.