Tangerine Mussolini

Due to the orange tinge of the make-up he wears on his face and his dictatorial approach to politics, Donald Trump is known as the Tangerine Mussolini.

The Tangerine Mussolini asked Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails.

Tangerine Mussolini by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

Branson Missouri

It's like Vegas, if it was run by Ned Flanders.

Okily-dokily, I'm off to Branson Missouri!

Branson Missouri by mp3yt0n May 17, 2017

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

Alton Missouri by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

Cheeto Mussolini

A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.

"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."

Cheeto Mussolini by Il Toto April 1, 2017

missouri tuxedo 

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.

Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.

missouri tuxedo by torque boy December 26, 2011

Missouri Cannonball 

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.

Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*

Missouri Cannonball by scrambangles November 19, 2012

Buhdoh mussohs 

A term used to describe one's butt muscles, originally made by nigahiga.

Guy 1: How come you never fart?

Guy 2: I have strong buhdoh mussohs.

Buhdoh mussohs by Herr Shrek January 17, 2020