Marketeer 

A person spesializing in tricking other people to belive in false statments to promote a product or idea.

Bob: "I bought this bottle that suppose to make your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It's just a regular bottle Bob"
Bob: "Holy shit, you are right. I think this fucking peace of shit Gregory the Marketeer from Bottles Inc. just marketeered the shit out of me into buying this bottle!"

Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 15, 2020

Marketeer 

A person that is specializing in tricking other people to belive in a statment that is not necessarily true in order to promote a product or opinion

Bob: "Look, I bought this bottle that makes your water cleaner"
Jhon: "It looks like a regular bottle to me Bob. I think you got Marketeered again"
Bob: "Oh you are right. This fucking piece of shit Gerry the Marketeer tricked me again!"

Marketeer by GreegoryTheMarketeer September 16, 2020

Marketeer 

Noun: One that sells goods or services in or to a market, especially one that markets a specified commodity.

A major software marketer.

Marketeer by Timothy Knight August 22, 2005

Mallternative

A shopping area outside of a mall. Typically, a cluster of small, independent businesses offering a variety of services and products. Mallternatives tend to grow organically and are usually known by area residents and early adopters.

Wilma: "Where did you you get those great shoes?"

Betty: "I found them at this little store over on 11th street. There's a lot of cool, funky shops there. A real mallternative to where I usually shop."

Wilma: "A mallternative? What the hell is that?"

Betty: "Think about it dumbass."

Mallternative by The Dreaded Mr Pants March 19, 2010

3 masketeers 

What me and my girls call ourselves when we hit the town in our sexy face masks...

Lisa, Steph and Kara went out last night with their new sexy Covid face masks on, they are so the 3 masketeers!

3 masketeers by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette 

a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.

You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette by smdbish April 20, 2011

mulletteer 

one who sport a pimped-out mullett.

Woah,check out the mulletteer.

mulletteer by sky May 10, 2003