mac luser

An apple mac user, and seeing as macs are crap, the people that use them are mac lusers

Jason: "Just got me an awesome deal for my mac at the apple store, can't wait to start using the features it has!"

Sanjay: "Bro, didn't you know that people with macs get castrated... you're such a mac luser"...

mac luser by swiftdeck August 9, 2009

loserd

1. An irritating person or one who is generally unsuccessful in most regards of life.

2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.

The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."

Judge Judy: "What were you cursing at 5 or 6 of his friends for, you idiot? If there were 5 or 6 of his friends, what were you cursing at them for?"

Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."

loserd by Judge Judith Sheindlin May 22, 2013

Loser Turn 

When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.

EXAMPLE #1

Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.

Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.

EXAMPLE # 2

Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.

Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?

Loser Turn by Bankrupt_Spetsnaz June 3, 2016

lasercorning 

the act of eating your food before you get back to wherever you are going

me and my friend went an order some food and as soon as we got are food and went to the front of the biulding he already eat his food and you say you keep lasercorning

lasercorning by FACTS 1.2 February 26, 2017

STONE COLD LOSER 

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.

So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

STONE COLD LOSER by S. Patriot May 3, 2021

the sun is a deadly laser 

The correct response to: Why not?

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

the sun is a deadly laser by Mac Finder June 17, 2017

Losercide 

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.

After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."

Losercide by jpg3 October 10, 2010