Lansing Blow 

Sounds like 'Glancing Blow' but is related to the number of dicks you (a downtrodden Michiganer) would be willing to suck (for money) in order to purchase bus fare out of state.

It was a Lansing Blow that brought me here to California, I sucked literally dozens of strange cocks through the glory hole in the handicap stall of the Greyhound Station to get the fuck out of Michigan.

Lansing Blow by K.Grapher May 22, 2019

Maddison Lansing 

Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500

“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”

Maddison Lansing by Marcopologr June 20, 2018

lässig 

"lässig" is the Swiss and West-Austrian term for

a) something being cool
b) dressing casually

a) "Yes, yes, it's so lässig, yes, aah"
b) "He's dressed kinda lässig"

lässig by schfiftyfive1234 December 25, 2010

East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

East Lansing Diploma Factory by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

Lansing 

The state capital of Michigan and its 6th largest city, with about 100,000 residents and declining. It is a typical Rust Belt Community. It was the home to Ransolm Olds (Oldsmobile) but the plants have skipped town or closed all together. Lansing is next door to Michigan State University in East Lansing. Due to the presence of the University and the state government, the Lansing area has a more diverse population and economy than the rest of Michigan.

Lansing is a good area to live as far as the rest of Michigan is concerned.

Lansing by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

painful and long-lasting election 

The 2008 American Presidential election

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

painful and long-lasting election by Jean Shepherd ex-K2ORS (SK) July 25, 2008

East Lansing High School 

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

East Lansing High School by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011