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Kill it before it lays eggs 

When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Guy 1: KARGJATA

Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
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Kill it in the face

Destroying either food or a beverage into your mouth.
Ding dong , hi here's your pizza. Kill it in the face!
Kill it in the face by MattPendejo September 20, 2010
To finish off a beverage (usually alcohol).
Kill It by Kill It May 24, 2004

You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:
(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)
asking someone to finish something for you.
Girl one- I dont want this beer anymore.
Girl two- give it to me I'll kill it.
kill it by bowski11 July 2, 2009
to say something that ends a joke making it not funny.

or saying something that makes everybody feel awkward with fake uneasy laughs.
i have never taken it up the butt.
well...i suppose i have because one time when i was wiping my ass my finger broke through the toilet paper.
...dont ever kill it again
kill it by buttfun December 28, 2005
Stop it; end; cease, discontinue
Posey: Lil' Jon is too fine!
Samerine: Girl, kill it!
kill it by dr. aylen June 22, 2006