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Homeless Hammock 

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
Homeless Hammock by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020
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hella homeless 

When someone is so poor not only do they not have a house but they also owe somebody a house.
That guys been living is those boxes for so long he must be hella homeless. I wonder if he owes the bank a house?
hella homeless by HYPHYGREEK February 21, 2010

homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.
Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.
homeless drunk by Ryan English September 27, 2004

Homeless-sexual 

A person who offers sex in return for living arrangements. Has no funds to afford things of their own.
She is a homeless-sexual bro she having sex with one dude after another just to have a roof over her head
Homeless-sexual by Jarvis15228 February 20, 2022

Politically homeless 

An expression used to refer to an individual who don’t support a specific political party or ideology, but are active in politics
Terra: Diane seems to be very passionate about politics. I wonder what political party they support.
Luxord: If I’m recalling correctly, I thought they were politically homeless because I don’t ever recall them supporting any specific political party.

Song of the Homeless 

a folk song with magical revival and stamina boosting powers, shrouded in mystery, and song by homeless people to give them sustenance and energy. it's lyrics and tune are virtually unknown to non-homeless people. however, it is generally believed that homeless people softly sing it to themselves right before taking a homeless jizz.
"Damn im so fuckin hungry right now...i wish i knew the song of the homeless."

homeless drew 

Charming but dangerous species of stoner. Goes through jobs like most people go through socks. Will sleep on couches, in the backseats of cars, in people's closets, and has been know to write epic poetry about weed. Can be recognized by his rank odor and black t shirt.
I went to Denny's and had to pay for Homeless Drew. Goddamn his poor ass.