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Fornicationship 

A type of relationship in which there’s no real commitment just a lot of sex
How’s your fornicationship Jimmy?
Jimmy: It’s great we just had sex three hours ago.
Fornicationship by d_jr08 September 14, 2020

fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.
I always find myself in a state of fortification.

Cluster Fornication 

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.
The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.
Cluster Fornication by The Tanimal February 2, 2009

Fornication Under Consent of the King 

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK
--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

fornication 

The way of losing your virginity before you get married.
Fuck it Im gonna fornicate. I rather lose my virginity to fornication rather than being married then losing virginity.

fornication station 

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.
Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.
fornication station by PaperMachete November 13, 2005