Fapentine's Day 

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping

Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

Fapentine's Day by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011

fapestry 

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.

"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"

fapestry by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011

faper 

The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.

Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !

faper by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008

fapettizer 

the short, old standby that sets the mood but no longer fulfills you. You look forward to it, but ultimately venture elsewhere for satisfaction

I like a good fapettizer to grease the pipes before I rub one out

fapettizer by LeHoff November 13, 2013

fapening 

A mass leak of masterbation materials of celebraties.

I jerked so hard at the fapening

fapening by great9rejects September 1, 2014

Faperlin 

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

Faperlin by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.

Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.

fapertunity by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013