dildo 

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

dildo by my enemy cometh in green shoes April 13, 2006

dildo 

Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.

dildo by Collegebums August 22, 2003

Dildo 

something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.

Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("

Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!"

Dildo by iheartsexitsgood November 28, 2010

Dildo 

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!

Dildo by adhgaerhh March 8, 2009

dildo 

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

dildo by Jessica May 13, 2005

dildo 

A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.

Mary used a DILDO to please herself when she was horny.
Wendy has a big black dildo
Amy has a pink rubber 8" dildo she fucks herself with.

dildo by Pianoman_NY March 31, 2005

dildo 

please tell me why the fuck you are searching this up

no im not using "dildo" in a sentence

dildo by manwhoenjoyslife June 2, 2018