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Decorational 

Adjective - California slang
A combination of the words decoration and ornamental. An ornamental decoration.
Synonymous with the words ornamental and decorative.
Example 1: It is just a weak malleable metal that fuses the wires in the cable to the metal hardware input port to create a connection flow, and normally an engineer designs an external support to hold them together, part of which is that thick plastic area at the end of the cable where it connects to the hardware input unit; which is the device connector and its own external support; but on this shitty Chinese Display Port (DP) cable that was entirely decorational... The actual wire fuse took place in the middle of the box that was supposed to be the hardware input unit, which was actually just decorational as well... It has only the DP connector and not the rest of the device that supports the strength of it, with nothing but copperfoil (10x weaker than tinfoil or paper) wrapped around it and a big plastic shell popped together around the whole thing to make it look like something that was engineered properly from the outside while on the inside being designed at the engineering level I had at 10 years old.

Example 2:

Person 1 says, "The phone case I ordered has gears on it."
Person 2 says, "Wow, are they functional?"
Person 1 says, "No, they're just decorational."
Decorational by MPWHart May 31, 2016
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cubicle demotion 

A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.
Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from the window view to a wall view.
cubicle demotion by bplumeau May 13, 2009

Demotional 

The act of getting emotional after being demoted or fired.
Man, I got fucking fired from work Wednesday. I'm so demotional right now.
Demotional by backotruck July 12, 2012

Liga Deportiva Alajuelense 

Costa Rican Footbal Soccer club. The most successful sports institution in the country.
Man, La Liga Deportiva Alajuelense is the best!

Depptionary

Depperoo, Depption, Depttionist...so on
Depptionary by Nicolopolis October 16, 2003

Promotion demotion  

When the boss needs somebody to do a bullshit job such as a task force or any form of employee committee, but doesn't actually have a real charter for it. Since he can't staff it fulltime, he insists being asked is an honor and volunteers you to work after hours and weekends. The task is usually designated a "special project" with all kinds of BS hoopla. It usually involves no additional pay and little recognition. WTF?!
“Hey Shawn. Did you hear Rachel just received a promotion demotion from her corporate office today? The dumb bitch was so excited she didn’t realize all it meant was more work and zero compensation.”

Dibortion 

When you get a divorce and a abortion at the same time
Wife: oh shit I’m pregnant and it’s yours
Husband: no this can’t be
Wife: I’m getting a dibortion!
Dibortion by TheDarkSoul882 December 24, 2018