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Qbert cursing 

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.
Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.
Qbert cursing by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

curtising 

The art of peeing and pooping off of a tree, while being high off of shrooms, while smoking a Cuban cigar, all while being completely naked.
Meghan went curtising on national marijuana day.

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.
Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
The act of a girl (or guy) leaning in for a kiss, then suddenly move their head to reject the kiss and throw off the opposition.
curving Riley was caught off guard when Brianna curved the fuck out of him five times in one night
Curving by Akawinning May 26, 2015
Every time you curse, someone get aids
Stop cursing! I like being clean
Cursing by JJJ619 April 4, 2011

soft cursing 

(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)

a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)

i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!

real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)

let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!

she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself

suckle my dual function drainage hose!!

the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!