Cuntwaffle

Someone who is as good as the breakfast food, except at being a cunt.

"Dude I fucked some twins last night but you weren't there"
"I was with you most of the night until you said you were just going home..."
"Well I should have called you, but I was pretty busy"
"Fuckin' cuntwaffle"

Cuntwaffle by Civicus June 7, 2016

Cuntwaffle

When girls cum on a waffle and eat it

Girls play a game called cuntwaffle

Cuntwaffle by Speedmountaincracksinmtback April 3, 2017

Cuntwaffle

Word for mildy psychotic woman usually from west sydney.
Can easily be spotted they sport yellow fords with dinged quarter panels from crappy driving skills

You know that cuntwaffle

Cuntwaffle by Daveo81 November 23, 2018

Cuntwaffle

A boy who likes to break peoples hearts and leads them on, telling them he loves them when In reality it’s all a lie.

Euen is an absolute cuntwaffle

Cuntwaffle by Yea I’m deffo drunk... October 10, 2020

CuntWaffle

an over bearing sponge for brains obnoxious douchebag

dont be a cuntwaffle

CuntWaffle by cadabberducky April 11, 2022

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle 

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.

I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle by The Kid From Up June 4, 2020

Cuntwallet

A term for a girl who is completely useless, a slut, and otherwise serves no purpose in life.

I can't stand Lauren, she's such a cuntwallet

Cuntwallet by TK52 November 16, 2009