kick the cannism 

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.

Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.

kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

go cannibal my hannibal 

This describes a comical request for a blow job.

Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

go cannibal my hannibal by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

Captain Cunnilingus 

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

Captain Cunnilingus by Kcally June 14, 2008

cunnilinquint 

one who reneges (backs out) on a promise he will go down on a woman (perform
cunnilingus, eat pussy.) This type of person is highly scorned by females.

Helen: So how was the date with Ted?
Janice: Could have went better. He told me he'd go down on me if I gave him a
blowjob first. But as soon as I did, he- all of a sudden- had to leave.
Helen: You need to drop his ass. He's a cunnilinquint!

cunnilinquint by theinstigator January 16, 2014

Randall Cunningham'ed 

Randall Cunningham'ed- The act of placing a Randall Cunningham card on the top of any other person's drink. This means the other person has to slam there entire remaining drink or face being ridiculed as a pussy.

"I remember everything until you guys Randall Cunningham'ed me.

Randall Cunningham'ed by TheSenatorPosavvy January 11, 2011

cunning linguist 

A clever play on words to use in place of the word wordcunnilingus/word. The first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a "cunning linguist" would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.

Hey Suzie, my friends say I am quite the cunning linguist

cunning linguist by Good4u April 28, 2003

Cunnilingual 

Those of us who can "speak" to the pussy are said to be "Cunnilingual"

In pop-up surveys about what language(s) we speak, there should be an entry if you feel you are "Cunnilingual"

Cunnilingual by Midnight_Rider September 1, 2005