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Crooked D

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When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.
I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.
Crooked D by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009
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Crooked as a bag of snakes 

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Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.
Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.
Crooked as a bag of snakes by NorbertO October 5, 2012
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Crooked Minds 

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He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.
Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com
Crooked Minds by crookedminds June 16, 2009
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Conked 

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When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.
"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."
Conked by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010
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Crooked arrow 

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The Crooked Arrow is a term used by certain Native American Indian tribes to describe the best and the bravest of all hunters. Whomever could hunt and kill with the crooked arrow was considered to be the most skilled and feared hunters of the tribes.
Only the best could hunt with the crooked arrow
Crooked arrow by Blueknight77 May 29, 2017
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Crooked Lou 

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person who is beyond drunk; inebriated; wasted on drugs and/or alcohol
Matt: "Yo Anthony, check out Crooked Lou sleeping at the bar."
Anthony: OH SHIT! I seen him puke in the bathroom & I think he pissed his pants!"
Crooked Lou by MattyMcMutant February 5, 2010
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