Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

Walmart Connection by mcsnails May 1, 2010

napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

taco bell connection 

when on xbox live, the host has a poor connection

ugh this games is so laggy i hate this taco bell connection

taco bell connection by hdfjadf December 2, 2010

psychic connection

A psychic connection or “psychic link” is a spiritual connection between two people that transcends physical boundaries. In this bond, two souls are connected in a way where their energies are in sync and their emotions are interconnected. Common examples of a psychic connection include soulmates, kindred spirits, twin flames, past life connections, and karmic relationships. A psychic connection can work in the same physical location or in a different location.

psychic connection got me question my life's existence.

psychic connection by mennäperille December 22, 2019

Slow internet connection 

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".

Hi...
Slow internet connection intensifies

Slow internet connection by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016

my internet connection 

has same durability as minecraft gold axe

what do you mean my internet connection is DiScOnNeCtEd

my internet connection by twitch_user_datboi April 28, 2020

Convention 

A gathering of peoples revolving around a similar interest, idea, or hobby.

Did you go to that business convention? Yes, they were discussing the future of intel-based chipsets.

Convention by Melkiah January 29, 2009