Commercialist 

The actor that is paid in a commercial is a commercialist

The commercialist for Nike wears their brand all the time.

Commercialist by Ace Jedynak December 27, 2020

over commercialized fuck 

a person who's entire life is influenced by the capitalist media. Always on top of fads and trends. These people usually look down upon others of underground cultures and independent thinking, labeling them as uncool. Total assholes.

Over commercialized fucks listen to Dave Matthews Band and Coldplay, watch a lot of reality TV and MTV, wear Aeropastle and American Eagle, shop at IKEA.

over commercialized fuck by christw October 19, 2006

anti-drug commercials 

These are more offensive than Howard Stern's bull crap is.

Language and violence on tv = harmless

Girls Gone Wild commercials showing horny little naked bitches lezzing out and which air during Scooby Doo are fuckin offensive!

anti-drug commercials by eat my poop May 5, 2004

perfume commercials 

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

perfume commercials by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

Watchin' Commercials 

to give a blow job

Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"

Watchin' Commercials by WeezyBaby12345 February 1, 2009

Olympic Commercials

A repetition of the same few annoying commercials over and over again.

Jim: Didn't I just see that Libeety Mutual commercial during the last commercial break?
Mike: Yeah, it's just one of those Olympic Commercials.

Olympic Commercials by haksaw August 4, 2012

commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore

Commercials ruined television

commercials by Dubiks December 28, 2018