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My Chemical Romance Poser 

Someone who only owns "The Black Parade" but thinks there a "mega ultra ubber fan". Sadly they outweigh the real fans and give them a bad name. Because of wannabe emo 13 year old's MCR has become known as a "typical whinny emo band", when the in fact have decent music, meaningful lyrics, and are completly against suicide.
*TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN A MCR CHATROOM"

xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?

ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz

real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!

ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd

real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser

*you have been booted from this chatroom*
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My Chemical Romance Fans 

There are three kinds:

Type 1: Thinks they are better than everyone else because they knew the band when they weren't popular.

Type 2: Started liking the band because of "The Black Parade"; considered "posers" by Type 1 fans.

Type 3: People who just LIKE THEIR FUCKING MUSIC, PERIOD. NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE "IMAGE" OF THE BAND. Pissed off because they, sadly, get classified with the other two types.
Dude #1: God, I'm really starting to hate the My Chemical Romance Fans.

Dude #2: Not all of 'em are assholes, man. Some of them are normal people who can carry on with their everyday lives while still enjoying the band's music.

Dude #1: Wow, I feel enlightened. I think I will go worship Neil Patrick Harris. Thank you.

altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.
This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

general chemistry 

as a high school class, a hell of a lot easier than AP chemistry
as a college class, a hell of a lot harder than AP chemistry
"Josh is in general chemistry. He's dumb"
"General chem is nothing like what we did in AP chem last year"
general chemistry by Eric Guan February 15, 2008

Chemist on campus 

A drug dealer, usually in this case a student at a college or university that is dealing in addition to their studies. However a Chemist on campus may not necessarily be a student, possibly just someone who hangs around targeting students.
Person A : 'Hey bro do you know if there is a chemist on campus? I need to reimburse my supply as I got high last night with my cat and used up all my skunk'

Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'
Chemist on campus by BH598 July 13, 2012

My Chemical Romance Fan 

Honorable people. People who have been saved by the band My Chemical Romance.

No matter how much this band changes they always support them, because without them, they wouldn't be here.

They believe no person should be death threated for their music, not the Beiber fans, not the Maroon 5 fans, not even the Kanye West fans. In their eyes everyone is equal.

Called by magazines and band members, MCRmy. A combination of the bands initials and Army.
Random Person: Are you a My Chemical Romance Fan?

Fan: Do you mean am i part of the MCRmy?

Random Person: Yes!

chemistry 

The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".
Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.
chemistry by Al February 5, 2004