blorringe 

A noun referring to the unevenness of a road surface. Generally used by a car driver, it can also be used as a warning of a particularly big pot-hole or speed hump etc.

"Don't go down this road, the blorringe is chronic"
"Check out this blorringe"
"Blorringe ahead!"

blorringe by Joe Innes October 11, 2005

Borting out 

The act of "flaking out" and or partaking in any acts of "douchebaggery".

"Man why didn't you just call me and tell me you had a family emergency instead of borting out on me and having me drive cross country for no reason!"

Borting out by SuperScrull December 16, 2011

blorking 

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

blorking by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

Paul Blarting 

A combination of sharting (to accidentally shit your pants when you fart) and Paul Blart (from the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop) which means to accidentally shit your pants at the mall.

I got so stoked about that new Mario game I totally ended up Paul Blarting in line at GameStop, girl!

Paul Blarting by Streisand420 July 20, 2010

BLORING 

a boring evening with uninteresting people, to be bad or indesireable

I WENT TO MY IN LAWS FOR DINNER AND FOUND IT TO BE VERY BLORING.

BLORING by KURMY December 21, 2009

Bloating fridge 

A fridge overflowing with beer

Anyone need a beer? I’ve got a bloating fridge

Bloating fridge by PatsyWB November 13, 2018

blarting 

After the act of anal sex, the woman shoots the ejaculate out of her anus and snorts it like a line of coke.

Dude shelly has been blarting me for weeks!

blarting by PdotJ5ive January 13, 2011