Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something

Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

by Donald_nut August 6, 2018

Backseat Gaming

watching someone play a game, remarking on every move (positive or negative). (happens when multiple people share a computer)

boy 1 - boy 2 stop backseat gaming
boy 2 - u play like shit...im helping
boy 1 - cool.

by dj seagall April 21, 2006

Backend

A side hustle or another form of income. For instance; usually rappers who are new to the game do yet not have enough money to withold a pure income simply from music, so they have a “backend”. Typically for a rapper who is connected to the streets, this could be gambling, drugs, or etc.

Guy: “Damn, all that money is from the concert?”

Guy 2: “Naw, that backend came in last night.”

by deto610 November 18, 2018

corn-backed-rattler

It is a fierce creature that can be found in what most would believe to be a place of safety. It can be found lurking in you toilet bowl. Yes it is a TURD!

Who didn't flush the Corn-Backed-Rattler?

by The Shocker November 28, 2002

Backseat Gamer

1 adj. One who watches you play any video game, and tells you what to do while playing. When you lose they often blame it on you and call you a noob or mock you.

Lewis: Left, left, go left! keep your crosshairs up, crouch, crouch DAMNIT CROUCH

*Evan gets killed*

Evan: Guy... what the fuck? Lewis you're such a backseat gamer.

by Atlec November 9, 2005

backseatsman

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.

1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"

by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006