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backseatsman 

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.
1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"
backseatsman by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006
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Backseatsman 

A person (usually a male) that appears magically in the backseat of your car while you're driving. They aren't very popular today, but were very popular back in the 50's. Very few these days have encountered a Backseatsman, but those who have will never forget their experience.
Driver: Hey! How did you get in here?!

Backseatsman: I don't really know how i got in here... but here i am. And here we are. :D
Backseatsman by Autumn-Hope August 21, 2010
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Backseatsman 

A creature who thrives in backseats of things, especially cars. He can get along just fine on the back of a bike, though.

A creature made up by The Lonely Island
Driver: There's something living in the backseat of my car!!

Passenger: It's just a backseatsman...
Backseatsman by CapnNorric July 13, 2010

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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