wife 

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

wife by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

wife 

baby, source of happiness

baby, you make me happy. you're my wife.

wife by fishlovecat November 2, 2009

wife 

A beautiful intelligent female with whom husbands enter into a marriage contract. As the years pass the husband will often notice that the wife looks more and more like 'momma' everyday.

"Momma makes good biscuits and you do too darlin'" the husband said to his wife.

wife by Rxer November 15, 2010

Wife 

An awesome and beutiful person named carmen

i love my wife♥️

Wife by smth cool ig October 14, 2020

wife 

The name of someone that is on a vendetta to make you regret ever choosing her as a partner.

I work a 12 hour day, do chores, and play with the kids, but I still catch hell from the wife when I pop open a can of beer and watch the game.

wife by R. Kemp July 7, 2005

wife 

Taker of money and souls...

Steve: Nick just got a wife!
Paul: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! We lost another one!
Steve: Yeah...

wife by lojhvfhjjhfjgvchujg August 7, 2011

wife 

w.i.f.e.
wash, iron, fuck, ect.

Wanted: woman to be wife

wife by japtastic July 25, 2004