Anno Trumpini 

2016

Prior to Anno Trumpini, MAGA hats were innocuous political swag. Now they represent a wave of ignorance and bigotry that has been normalized under the guise of “political alignment.”

Anno Trumpini by susan munster August 30, 2020

trumpinet

A prank by kids in junior high school and high school bands in which a trumpet is played with a clarinet mouthpiece.

Lookie here! I'm playin' da trumpinet!

trumpinet by pentozali November 10, 2006

trumpinater 

The all powerful loan of a million dollars.

"All hail the trumpinater

trumpinater by Derp Man 2: Electrik Boogaloo March 17, 2016

trumpinator 

The act of gently clamping down on the clam of your new found lady friend.

Last night at the bar the girl next to me was laughing at every joke I threw her way, even said I made her swoon.

I hit her with the ol' trumpinator to seal the deal.

trumpinator by Duck Slumber May 6, 2018

trumponitize 

The act of accusing your opponents without substantive evidence.

He just trumponitize his political rival for having rig the district elections.

trumponitize by Wonder2019 November 6, 2020

trumpjinity 

Trump + virginity = Trumpjinity. When you have not supported or voted for trump, you still have your trumpjinity.

I am so glad I still have my trumpjinity. Millions have lost theirs.

trumpjinity by LingDanc803 May 21, 2023

Trumpinium 

Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.

(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)

Scientist #1: “Fuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.”

Scientist #2: “Shhh, don’t tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.”

Trumpinium by Fart Esq September 17, 2023