trumpinator

The act of gently clamping down on the clam of your new found lady friend.

Last night at the bar the girl next to me was laughing at every joke I threw her way, even said I made her swoon.

I hit her with the ol' trumpinator to seal the deal.

trumpinator by Duck Slumber May 6, 2018

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trumptator

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.

Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.

trumptator by Chas501 February 16, 2017

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The aTRUMPinator

Very similar to The Assassinator -- some very intelligent person (***NOT*** a true-blue total asshaberdasher!) who assassinates President-Elect Donald Trump.

The aTRUMPinator was on the prowl for Trump not far from the Trump Tower in New York (which was firebombed the other day) looking to assassinate the asshole before he took the Oath of Office.

The aTRUMPinator by Telephony December 12, 2016