Tour de State

a) a large shit show at State College where people drink an unimaginably amount of alcohol (the perfect amount) and run around to different house stops in search of even more alcohol.

b) the perfect day
c) comparable to Christmas Morning

Legend has it that the tour started when a group of college kids at Penn State ran out of booze, so they ran from house to house drinking all the booze they could find.

Tour de State is only 54 days away; I cannot wait to get blacked out drunk and get a few 'js' in.

Tour de State by Fun is our Buisness February 11, 2010

Tour de Keller 

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

Tour de Keller by J funktacular June 10, 2013

Tour of 'Nam 

Ever organisation has somewhere that is a real shitty posting. The hostile staff dont work, the city is a crack infested unemployment hellhole, and there is a union rep which attempts to eat managers alive.
Your boss will tell you it's charcter building; he means it will make or break you and everyone else he has sent there has gone AWOL or got out on a Section 8.

-Did you here about Dave?
-No, what's wrong? Didnt he get promotion and moved to Dunfermline?
-Yeah, he is off sick with stress
-Poor guy, imagine getting a Tour of 'Nam
-Let's phone him up and shout "Hey Handjob, Charly's in the wire!"

Tour of 'Nam by BrettS September 4, 2006

tour kid 

one of them heads that's always on tour following some band or ragin' festies... may live in a van with six other stoners, hustlin' town to town blowin' up the spot on lot at every show...

phed rage lot kid tour

Yo, I was a tour kid for like five years and went to 42 Dead shows...

tour kid by wandering a June 2, 2009

Tour Life 

A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.

Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.

Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.

Tom: "So that's how she does it."

Tour Life by dwerner June 2, 2018

Tour de Prance 

A bicycle race, similar to the Tour de France, where riders must be gay, ride naked, and the winner of each stage gets buttfucked by all the other participants in the stage.

"Did you watch the Tour de Prance last night? Lance Armprance got assfucked so hard in that last time trial!"

Tour de Prance by sarebear514 July 31, 2015

tour support 

euphemistic name for a stimulant used on tour for 'support' that might leave one prangin' out when the tour is over.

'snort more tour support and then have a drink' -the streets (hardest way to make an easy living)

tour support by streeks May 15, 2006