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What is a timon you may ask well a timon is when you say something that you heard from somewhere dut you don't have any real or accurate knowledge about the subject
Joe just did a timon
Timon by Bemi24 December 9, 2018
Guy who easily gets trolled. He sucks at playing video games.
"Timon you suck!"
Timon by RowDaBoat August 3, 2021

timon and pumba 

The perfect gay lovers. One of them is super into it (pumba) and loud about the relationship whist the other (the one with perfect posture obvi (timon)) publicly hates the other but secretly loves them.
"Look at that loud fat lard and that skinny guy rolling his eyes.... Total timon and pumba situation"
"You sure?"
"Oh yeah... Look at the skinny ones posture, flawless"
"Oh nards man, you right"

Timon High School 

A highschool filled with mullet heads with alcohol addictions. Pretty chill guys but go wild. all they care about is hockey and tube top bitches. All they do is fuck around in class.
Timon High School by radio rebel;) November 20, 2020

Timon pit 

Somewhere you go to hide in defeat, usually a recycling bin, or just for fun. Refers to Timon's game over screen in a bootleg Lion King game on the NES, where he digs a hole, jumps in, and buries himself inside, presumably as a method of suicide.
I went into the Timon pit after everything fell apart.
Timon pit by ThighFish December 1, 2024
A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019