Definitions by ThighFish

Chud thud

When a chud is repeatedly hammered into a wall and cartoonishly flattened. Also used metaphorically to describe getting repeatedly thwarted or hit in an embarrassing way.

The chud was far too weak to resist the chud thud.

I wanted to play some Mario Kart, but I got chud thudded by shells, bananas, and bombs.

Chud thud by ThighFish August 5, 2026

Chicxulub asteroid 

Something that solves many problems with a single action, i. e. killing many birds with one stone. Named for what was responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs; since birds are dinosaurs, that means that the asteroid (a stone) killed many birds.
(cx is pronounced "ksh")

Snow is my Chicxulub asteroid; it gets me away from all my problems and helps me to feel better.

Chicxulub asteroid by ThighFish December 25, 2024

Timon pit 

Somewhere you go to hide in defeat, usually a recycling bin, or just for fun. Refers to Timon's game over screen in a bootleg Lion King game on the NES, where he digs a hole, jumps in, and buries himself inside, presumably as a method of suicide.

I went into the Timon pit after everything fell apart.

Timon pit by ThighFish December 1, 2024

Excadrill 

Someone who is rolling in their grave so hard that they start to drill a massive cave, like the eponymous Pokémon.

War martyrs become Excadrill when their descendants embrace the very ideology they fought so hard against.

Excadrill by ThighFish November 27, 2024