ThighFish's definitions

Timon pit

Somewhere you go to hide in defeat, usually a recycling bin, or just for fun. Refers to Timon's game over screen in a bootleg Lion King game on the NES, where he digs a hole, jumps in, and buries himself inside, presumably as a method of suicide.

I went into the Timon pit after everything fell apart.

by ThighFish December 1, 2024

Excadrill

Someone who is rolling in their grave so hard that they start to drill a massive cave, like the eponymous Pokémon.

War martyrs become Excadrill when their descendants embrace the very ideology they fought so hard against.

by ThighFish November 27, 2024

Chicxulub asteroid

Something that solves many problems with a single action, i. e. killing many birds with one stone. Named for what was responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs; since birds are dinosaurs, that means that the asteroid (a stone) killed many birds.
(cx is pronounced "ksh")

Snow is my Chicxulub asteroid; it gets me away from all my problems and helps me to feel better.

by ThighFish December 25, 2024