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The Lads from Leeds 

A tasteless, uncouth, loutish, mindless, randy, blokish, semi-literate bunch of Northern stag-doers in Eastern Europe.

Famed for ‘group ogling’ anything with female sex organs, loudly vocalising their lewd inner-thoughts across town squares and vomiting off The Charles Bridge in Prague.

Contains 6-12 male ‘adults’ between the ages of 16-42, usually including: Fat Stu (always throws pizza up all over himself, whilst talking drunken non-sense); Ash (confident, could talk his way out of a paper bag. Always guaranteed to get at least a blowy by the end of the night); Ant (has had a number of unsuccessful trials with non-league clubs. Now 24 years-old with dodgy knees - so it’s never going to happen - although you keep telling him it will); Ryan (absolute base pervert, will ‘do’ anything, always getting his c*ck out at inappropriate moments); Big Tone (broad accent, can’t understand a word he’s on about, drinks a lot of Guinness. Aged 42, twice divorced and looks weird being in a group of early twenty year olds and you don’t ask him what he ‘actually does’ when he keeps going to Thailand 6 times a year. Thinks he doesn’t look old, but does).
"The Lads from Leeds". Most 'Brits Abroad'. Anyone who has ever been to Tenegrief.
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The lads of york 

Those guys are the lads of york.”

up the lads 

a phrase used when Irish people violently masturbate in Japanese hotel rooms
"Hey what's Niall doing?"
"Idk..but I heard him shouting Up The Lads!"
up the lads by dirtysauce January 20, 2013

bag of cans with the lads 

An Irish phrase used to describe a gathering of lads with plastic bags full of warm beer/cider (usually Dutch Gold or Bulmers) with intent to intake the said alcohol, most likely in an empty field or bush. Has been also known to occur in yer wan's gaff.
Hey, are ye coming to the field behind my house to have a bag of cans with the lads?

Heck yes friendo!

Hon the lads 

A term used for inspirational purposes or encouragement among a group of lads
to encourage your mates or teammates before a match "HON THE LADS"
Hon the lads by gg1992 August 8, 2011

Tits out for the lads! 

This is a traditional English chant, usually sung by groups of males in pubs as a mark of respect / serenade to any passing female / bar maid who happens to have a decent pair of landmines (Tits). Also used as a traditional Anglo Saxon heckle in pubs in the North of England, usually used to drown out any female trying to either sing or make an announcement.
Female singer starts trying to give a rendition of some shitty love song on the Karaoke. Assembled males start to chant
"Get yer tits out, get yer tits out, get yer tits out for the lads..... Get yer tits out for the lads!!!" Female leaves the stage in tears / embarrassment, resulting in a huge cheer!!!

One of the lads 

A woman or girl who has a lot of male friends and often behaves like a man whilst in their company. These women are very happy individuals as they can hang out with a lot of hot guys without it being totally obvious that they would very much like to bang them. (see harem queen)
"How come you don't feel uncomfortable walking around in your undies in front of Corinne? Doesn't she cop a perve at your bits?"
"No, it's cool. She's one of the lads!"
One of the lads by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006