The Day After Tomorrow

Ok. I have to say this, but why doesn't English have a word for the day after tomorrow?! The day after tomorrow is a way of saying in 2 days. Other languages have a way of saying this phrase that does not require FOUR. WHOLE. WORDS.

German: übermorgen.
Italian: dopodomani.
Dutch: overmorgen.
However, we need a PHRASE. This is the same case of "The Day Before Yesterday." WE NEED TWO NEW WORDS FOR THIS!! I use, personally, "Tommoress" and "Yesteress". By the way, if you are here for the film with a namesake of this phrase, look elsewhere, sorry if this is not what you seeked. So, here is my personal proposal on how to fix this:

Tomorrow = Tomorrow
Today = Today
Yesterday = Yesterday
2 new words would be introduced: Tommoress, (2 Ms and 1 R) and Yesteress.
In 2 Days = Tommoress
2 Days Ago = Yesteress
But, what about 3, 4, 5, 6, etc. days ago, or in 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc. days?
In 3 Days = 3 tommoress
In 4 Days = 4 tommoress
(etc.)
3 Days ago = 3 yesteress
4 days ago = 4 yesteress
(etc.)
LETS ADD THESE TWO WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY!!!

I am going for a run on the day after tomorrow.
I got married on the day before yesterday.
I ate pizza yesteress.
There is a party tommoress.
I am playing a basketball day 16 tommoress.
I went to Rome 9 yesteress.
I dyed my hair 7 days ago.
I will eat at a restaurant in 8 days.
Dopodomani mangerò fritto. (Italian)

The Day After Tomorrow by zsti April 15, 2023

The Day Music Died 

3rd February 1959, the lives of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, J.P. "Big Bopper" Richardson and the pilot Roger Peterson's lives were claimed in a plane crash just minutes after taking off from Clear Lake. This was, and still is, known as 'The Day Music Died'.

Maggie: What happened on the 3rd February 1959?

Peter: It was the day music died.

The Day Music Died by elvis costello and buddy holly January 20, 2010

the day the sun shines out of my dick 

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

the day the sun shines out of my dick by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN is the future days where stupid and cringe content will be all over the internet and shity cartoons like teen titans GO . A truly horiphic time period of our history .

exempel 1. OMG MORGZ AND CRINGE YOUTOBERS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET .AND teen titans go is the only cartoon on tv .THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN HASE COME !

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN by Its its the hero October 30, 2020

The day after July 6th 

The day after July 6th is July 7th and on July 7th it’s the International hug day. During international hug day you hug your crush or partner

Friend 1: Yo what day is it?
Friend 2: July 7th, how come?
Friend 1: Ey nice this is the day after July 6th which means it’s international hug day

The day after July 6th by anonymous July 6, 2021

The Day dump

The biggest shit of the day. You could be on the toilet for hours.

When you come home from work/school or where ever you usually take a big ass shit aka The Day Dump.

The Day dump by Kevin Sedita May 24, 2006

the day after tomorrow

A rather complicated and overly stupid and tiring way of saying "Wednsday".
Said by people who doesn't know how to say the days of a week, or who doesn't know which weekday it is.

An idiot trying to sounds dramatic and special.

"what are you doing on the day after tomorrow?"
"wednsday?"
"yeah, the day after tomorrow"
"Wednsday!...you're a retard"

the day after tomorrow by SuperWay July 16, 2006