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rust ddos

When someone gets mad at you in the steam game rust and as a result they attack your computer with a DDOS attack.

*XxNoobSlayerxX raids FortniteKidXYZ*
XxNoobSlayerxX: gg good raid
FortniteKidXYZ: how dare you raid me my dads gonna sue you
XxNoobSlayerxX: no hes not just accept you got raided
FortniteKidXYZ: Thats it im Rust DDOS-ing you
XxNoobSlayerxX: Bro-
XxNoobSlayerxX diconnected.

by zsti October 11, 2023

The Day After Tomorrow

Ok. I have to say this, but why doesn't English have a word for the day after tomorrow?! The day after tomorrow is a way of saying in 2 days. Other languages have a way of saying this phrase that does not require FOUR. WHOLE. WORDS.

German: übermorgen.
Italian: dopodomani.
Dutch: overmorgen.
However, we need a PHRASE. This is the same case of "The Day Before Yesterday." WE NEED TWO NEW WORDS FOR THIS!! I use, personally, "Tommoress" and "Yesteress". By the way, if you are here for the film with a namesake of this phrase, look elsewhere, sorry if this is not what you seeked. So, here is my personal proposal on how to fix this:

Tomorrow = Tomorrow
Today = Today
Yesterday = Yesterday
2 new words would be introduced: Tommoress, (2 Ms and 1 R) and Yesteress.
In 2 Days = Tommoress
2 Days Ago = Yesteress
But, what about 3, 4, 5, 6, etc. days ago, or in 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, etc. days?
In 3 Days = 3 tommoress
In 4 Days = 4 tommoress
(etc.)
3 Days ago = 3 yesteress
4 days ago = 4 yesteress
(etc.)
LETS ADD THESE TWO WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY!!!

I am going for a run on the day after tomorrow.
I got married on the day before yesterday.
I ate pizza yesteress.
There is a party tommoress.
I am playing a basketball day 16 tommoress.
I went to Rome 9 yesteress.
I dyed my hair 7 days ago.
I will eat at a restaurant in 8 days.
Dopodomani mangerò fritto. (Italian)

by zsti April 15, 2023

Acronym

An acronym is a combo of letters where each letter stands for something. A lot of the basic ones, such as LOL have different meanings. Here is a 100% real no cap no clickbait list of some common ones.
LOL - Lots Of Laundering
SMH - Shooting My Hamster
FR - Fighting Readers
TBH - Thwacking Bunnies (and) Hamsters

I don't understand my friend Dave, he uses too much Acronyms!
"LOL cant wait!"
"SMH thats funny"
"FR FR bro"
"TBH tho..."

by zsti February 23, 2023

Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic

Relating to the spa waters in Bath, England. This word is so long as it is formed of elements together.
Aequeo - Equal
Salino - Has Salt
Calcalino - Relating to Calcium
Ceraceo - Waxy
Aluminoso - Of Aluminum
Cupreo - In relation to copper
Vitriolic - Resembles
These words make up this...thing.

Person: Yo guess what
Me: what
Person: Lets go to England
Me: ok
(in England)
Person: Look at that water!
Me: its water
Person: It looks kinda aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic ya know
Me: im going back home

by zsti November 28, 2022

La Puerta

So, la puerta, or in English, the door, is a way of telling someone to leave without them knowing *unless they speak Spanish. Use thisas a joke on your friends if they are being irritating.

John: Marco
Marco: ...
John: *Taps on shoulder as joke*
Marco: ...
John: *Keeps doing it*
Marco: la puerta.
John: ???
Marco: It means the door in English. Now leave.
John: Marco you--

by zsti November 21, 2022